Monday, February 24, 2020

Film Review - Midway (2020)

Midway is directed by Roland Emmerich who made Independence Day and concerns the Battle of Midway during World War 2 in 1942 where the Japanese after attacking Pearl Harbour drag the United States into the War and might have the American forces on the run in the Pacific but the Americans will not go quietly into the night.

They will not vanish without a fight,
Their going to live on,
Their going to survive,
For today they launch their own counterattack.

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist that nod to the great speech scene from Independence Day which is a big favorite of mine and as a result of that film has made me a near complete total sucker for Mr Boombastic aka Mr Emmerich so I went into this hoping I would have some boom boom fun on the bun.

And again it’s a perfectly fine movie that certainly delivers on the spectacle front with nice lovely battle scenes of planes flying and fighting in the sky trying to sink those battleships and I enjoyed those scenes more than I enjoyed the films main storyline.

And look the overall storytelling isn’t bad but its very predictable in terms of the Americans are losing, their planes are getting shot out of the sky, the Japanese are planning something big and commanding officers stand around giving big speeches (though they can’t match President Thomas Whitmore’s speech where he inspired all of mankind to fight for their right to live, to exist) with one literally reminding me of Alec Baldwin in Pearl Harbor.

As for the cast their all perfectly fine, Aaron Eckhart, Ed Skrein, Woody Harrelson, Patrick Wilson, Dennis Quaid, Nick Jonas and Luke Evans all play their parts well enough though they really end up hitting the very familiar beats that these films can sometimes ask them to hit.

And so that was Midway and look its perfectly fine and it does the job and brings the boombastic well enough even if it isn’t very fantastic, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

Sonic is based off of the long running SEGA video game series and sees Sonic (Ben Schwartz) come to Earth from his homeworld to keep safe from those who want his super speed abilities but when he accidentally causes a blackout in his adopted home of Green Hills the eccentric Dr Robotnik (Jim Carrey) is sent to find him and Sonic and a local Sherriff (James Marsden) must team up to stop him.

Sonic is surprisingly quite good fun and I had a good time watching this in the cinema and first up is Mr Marsden, he is pretty good here and watching him here made me think of how dirty he was done by as Scott Summers/Cyclops in the original X-Men movies (Bryan Singer’s X-Men 3 was said to put him front and centre according to writer Mike Doughtery before that got scrapped and they all made Superman Returns instead) and it made me think that he would have made a great Cyclops if they had let him be one but I guess its up to Marvel Studios to do that work now.

Secondly Mr Schwartz is very fun in his voicework as Sonic and while he channels Evan Peters as Quicksilver also from the X-Men franchise and there are some very Quicksilver inspired scenes with Sonic in this movie but he always keeps the character fun to watch and the much discussed redesign of the character adds immensely to the characters appeal on film.

But there is one man who steals this movie and runs away with it and that is Mr Jim Carrey, his Dr Robotnik is so much fun to watch and I had a big smile on my face and a laugh in my voice in virtually every scene he’s in and if like me you grew up remembering the Mask or Dumb and Dumber or Ace Ventura or Liar Liar this is as good as those comedy performances he gave us back in the day, there was a moment that made me go “Somebody Stop MEeeee” and a moment that mad me go “I CANT LIIEEE” and a lot of times where I thought of his work as the Riddler in Batman Forever and to see him have fun in a comedic role again was just a pure delight to watch and it really elevates the movie for me.

Also for longtime Sonic fans there are plenty of references and easter eggs to find.

And so that was Sonic the Hedgehog which is surprisingly good fun that is elevated by Jim Carrey’s very welcome return to a big comedy role and I hope for the sequel he’ll get to channel some of that Cable Guy energy in a future sequel which has to keep this same team attached to it, 3 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Call of the Wild (2020)

Call of the Wild is directed by Chris Sanders who worked on such Disney animated movies as Beauty and the Beast and the Lion King and is now stepping into live action for the first time with this movie based off of an old novel, the story here concerns Buck a giant Dog who is fully realised with CG effects in the film who is taken from his home and transported to the Alaskan wilderness where after losing his mail route sled meets an old man (Harrison Ford) who takes a warmth to him and they go off on an adventure together.

Call of the Wild is a perfectly fine family film that had the families in my session enjoying themselves and it probably would’ve done well in the School Holidays but for me I thought it was okay if nothing special, Mr Ford is his usual grizzled self where he talks like he does for a long time now with a grizzly voice and it works here I feel.

Mr Omar Sy is also very good in the film and has a bigger role than I thought he would while Dan Stevens was a little over the top as the main bad guy but again was perfectly fine.

As for Buck the CGI Dog, I have to say it did not bother me anywhere near as much as I thought it would after hearing so much about it and it giving me a weird vibe in the previews for the film, there are times for sure where there are closeups of his face and it has a more human look to it (which didn’t surprise me given Sanders animation background) but what did bother me was some of the scenes with the wolves with 2 in particular making me think straight up of the Lion King.

And also the more I thought about this CG dog the more I thought that Brain from Inspector Gadget is now properly possible to realise on film and Chris Sanders would make a good Inspector Gadget film given his experiences with Lion King, Beauty and the Beast and this movie and given how animated and expressive Brain gets in the series, going down this CG route will work perfectly for him though Mad Cat can easily be done with a real animal given it only sits on a desk.

And so that was Call of the Wild and its fine, perfectly fine though I wouldn’t be in a rush to see it, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - Richard Jewell (2020)

Richard Jewell is directed by Clint Eastwood (who turns 90 this year by the way) and stars Paul Walter Hauser as Richard Jewell a former office worker who wants to be a police officer and works security in Atlanta during the 1996 Olympics but when a Bomb is found in Centennial Park he jumps into action and is initially credited for averting a far worse outcome but the FBI suspect he may be the bomber after all.

Richard Jewell is a movie that I am of 2 minds on, on the one hand Mr Hauser is truly truly great as Richard Jewell and it’s a real shame that he was not nominated for Best Actor for his work in this movie as he surely deserved the nomination more than DiCaprio did for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and he was great in that film don’t get me wrong but Hauser is better and it’s the kind of performance that really gets to you emotionally and also makes you think about how you would go if you faced a situation like this one, certainly I felt this way and I don’t know if I would have handled it very well at all.

As for the rest of the cast they are perfectly fine, Mr Sam Rockwell does a good job as Richard’s lawyer though like in Iron Man 2 10 years ago he reminded me a whole lot of Michael Biehn, Kathy Bates is good as Richard’s mother who becomes an innocent victim in the maelstrom that comes into her son’s life while Jon Hamm does a good job as the FBI agent who becomes convinced of Richard’s guilt.

But there is a big big red herring in this movie and that is the journalist played by Olivia Wilde (who directed Booksmart last year) and it is one of the worst performances I have ever seen a talent like her give in any movie, from the moment she opened her smegging mouth I just thought to myself:

“What the Fuck, is this a Fucking Joke, No Fucking Journalist Talks like this”

And look maybe this feeling is because I’ve come to know a few journos over the last few years and some of them while almost always delivering great work on their stories I have disagreed with them from time to time but never in any major way but here she acts more and more like a knockoff of Catherine Tremell from Basic Instinct and the more I think about that performance the more it makes my fucking blood boil, UUUURRRRRGGGGHHHHH.

Anywho I’ll stop the review there before I rant more as the film is really saved by Mr Hauser’s performance and fine work from all others, 2 and a half out of 5.

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Film Review - Birds of Prey (2020)

Birds of Prey is the newest DC film and again sees Margot Robbie play Harley Quinn who has now well and truly called things off with Mr J aka the Joker and is now out on her own but she runs afowl of Roman Sionis (Ewan McGregor) also known as the Black Mask when a Diamond containing vital information for his criminal empire goes missing but Harley isn’t the only heroine in Gotham City.

Birds of Prey in terms of Ms Robbie’s portrayal of Harley Quinn is a major step up from what it was in Suicide Squad back in 2016 which was stuck in a movie I consider one of the 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen in my life, she fully commits to this role and her performance here sticks the landing and stands out way better than it did in that dreadful film.

Also good in this movie is Ms Rosie Perez and it is great to see her in a movie again after her breakout roles in the early 90s like Peter Weir’s Witness and the Wesley Snipes/Woody Harrelson comedy White Men Can’t Jump, also enjoyable is Ms Mary Elizabeth Winstead as the Huntress and I enjoyed her getting in on the action and Mr McGregor is good fun as the Black Mask.

But sadly I didn’t quite love this movie all that much, don’t get me wrong I think its perfectly fine and okay to watch but the films tone for my eyes was way too scattershot to really get into the movie overall, one the one hand its constantly winking at the camera, doing the 4th wall breaking, there’s a lot of voiceover narration yet it also wants to be serious about Harley breaking it off with the Joker and Renee Montoya the police detective that Ms Perez plays wanting to be taken seriously in her job among other things.

And this wild variance of tone just put me off after a while and there’s some fun action particularly a bust inside a police station or the climax showdown with Black Mask which was pretty neat but the cartoonishness of it all just didn’t work for me all that much but maybe that’s just me and one day I’d like to see one of these movies really go for the full R18+ rating and really bring in a genuinely dark tone where there is little room for laughs or jokes or 4th wall breaking for all of the faults that Joker and the Zack Snyder tone had (and the Snyder tone had a lot of faults) at least the darkness of those films felt genuine but we all know how that played out now don’t we.

And so that was Birds of Prey and there is fun to be had performance and action wise but the humour and the overreliance on it really bothered me and its increasingly bothering me with many big movies nowadays, 2 out of 5.

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Film Review - Jojo Rabbit (2020)

Jojo Rabbit is the new film by Taika Waititi and takes place in Nazzi Germany towards the end of World War 2 and a young boy nicknamed Jojo (Roman Davis) is sent to a young Nazi camp but is injured meanwhile he imagines their leader (Taika himself) as his imaginary best friend but one day in his mother (Scarlett Johannsson) house he sees a Jewish girl named Elsa (Thomasin McKenzie) hiding in there.

Jojo Rabbit again was a movie I was very keen to see as I am a big fan of Mr Waititi’s work from Hunt for the Wilderpeople to Thor Ragnarok to his work on the Mandalorian series and this was a personal project for him to make so I was hoping that his winning streak would continue once again.

Sadly and it is so very sad to say this ends his winning streak in my mind as this movie for me was a big big disappointment but again before I go into that I want to talk about the good this movie has:

- Firstly there are some great performances here, both young Mr Davis and Ms McKenzie are very good in this movie and they play off each other very well, Mr Davis in particular for someone so young is so good carrying this movie on his little shoulders, Mr Waititi does a good job as the leader, Stephen Merchant has a very memorable role as an elite officer, Ms Johannsson is very good way better than in Marriage Story.

- Secondly there are some great moments in the film, firstly when Taika goes the full hog as the leader it works great, there are multiple scenes with JoJo and his Mum that are very good as well as between JoJo and Elsa that really do get to you emotionally.

But like with Bombshell this movie has a very inconsistent tone once again wanting you to look at this very serious subject while at the same time wanting to create these very broad laughs which has been a real strength of Mr Waititi’s work but here it just didn’t work for me one bit as I just couldn’t bring myself to laugh at this particular subject which for me personally is just too serious to create a sense of laughter at.

Now that isn’t to say you can’t have a light hearted and fun movie with that group in it, Raiders of the Lost Ark/Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and the Rocketeer are great examples of where you have fun light hearted adventures featuring them but not treating them like comedic farces whereas here characters like the ones Rebel Wilson, Sam Rockwell and Alfie Allen play are portrayed in a very comedic way and it really really bothered me.

I wanted to love Jojo Rabbit as Mr Waititi has not put a foot wrong to me prior to this but here he puts his face in the mud with this very ill judged comedy about Germany in World War 2 that just left a bad taste in my mouth and a bitter taste of disappointment once again, 1 out of 5.

Film Review - Bombshell (2020)

Bombshell is directed by Jay Roach and stars Charlize Theron as Megyn Kelly and Nicole Kidman as Gretchen Carlson, 2 top anchor people at the infamous Fox News TV network but when Carlson lodges a sexual harassment suit against its boss Roger Ailes (John Lithgow) the dominoes start to fall over at the network.

Bombshell was for me a bit of a disappointment movie wise but before I delve into that I want to go into the films clear strengths first among them is the makeup work, it does a great job helping to transform Ms Theron into Ms Kelly as well as Mr Lithgow as Mr Ailes and Malcolm McDowell into Rupert Murdoch despite his poor attempt at an Australian accent.

Those 3 people also give great performances in those roles in this movie, Ms Theron in particular shows confidence, skill and poise in her role and is very compelling to watch, Mr Lithgow a long time favorite of mine is also very good as is Mr McDowell despite that bad accent and I also enjoyed Ms Kate McKinnon in this movie who gives a great dramatic performance and I didn’t think she had it in her in all honesty, I hope she explores more of this side to her in the future.

But as for the movie itself like I mentioned above I was disappointed in it and its really due to the films tone, this movie wants to be serious minded about Sexual Harassment in a professional workplace and there is one scene with Margot Robbie that made me feel yuck in my mouth yet at the same time so much of this movie winks and nods to the camera and there’s a lot of voiceover narration and people talking directly down the barrel of the camera like in Deadpool and the Wolf of Wall Street and it really bothered me in a major way.

And it bothers me so because I wanted to feel that anger, that rage, that feeling of powerlessness to quote a big 2016 movie Batman V Superman and at that point in time in my own life I was still on Radio and I know how I would feel if it was one of them caught up in this, I would want the power of a Super Saiyan (the greatest power in the universe) flowing through my veins so I could tear those responsible limb from limb like Toppo does with Frieza or Trunks does to King Kold consequences be damned but instead all I felt was this mixed reaction and when I think about it in the cold light of day it feels disappointing.

And so that was Bombshell a movie I was very keen to see because of its subject matter and its cast but instead was a big disappointment despite some strong elements in it, 2 out of 5.