Film Review - Verity (2026)

Verity is based off of the novel by Colleen Hoover and stars Dakota Johnson as Lowen an up and coming novelist who is asked to finish the new novel by Verity Crawford (Anne Hathaway) after she is paralyzed in a car accident but when she goes to her house to start work on the book she meets Verity’s husband Jeremy (Josh Hartnett) and son Crew (Brady Wagner) and starts to suspect something is wrong.

Verity is not a terrible movie but its yet another movie this year that I wish was better than it is and the main problem is that it feels like the movie tips its hand as to who the bad guy is and because of that you sit there in the cinema watching the movie and waiting for it to catch up to you and that is death in a thriller,

What also doesn’t help is how silly this movie gets, movies can have twists and turns that surprise audiences (hell M Night Shymalan has built his career on such a thing) but this one throws some real doozy’s at you and I sat there thinking “what the fuck is this” and also Michael Showalter’s direction feels bland and it made me wish for someone like Paul Verhoeven or the late great Richard Marquand to direct this,

Because when you look back at Basic Instinct (which this movie clearly wants to be like) or Eye of the Needle or Jagged Edge those films were thrillers but had a sense of style to them, a sense of dread in them and in the case of Basic Instinct a genuine sexiness and kinkiness to it that this movie desperately needs but feels afraid to properly embrace the way Verhoeven did in that film,

And speaking of Verhoeven and Marquand, Dakota Johnson could’ve used either of them in the director’s chair as so many of her line readings here feel flat and are said in this soft voice that has little to no emotion in it and Johnson has been good elsewhere such as in the Materialists which Celine Song made but Song could get a good performance out of here but Showalter cannot and it further hurts this movie,

As for Hartnett and Hathaway, Hartnett is fine but is not as fun to watch as he was in Trap in 2024 but again M Night Shymalan directed that film and got a great villain performance out of him whereas here you look in his eyes and you can see that he’s the bad guy and it also hurts this movie but Anne Hathaway is easily the best thing about this movie as she clearly understands what movie this is and commits to it 115% and she’s so good here I wish she got to play a Catherine Tremell type character in a Basic Instinct esque film,

And so that was Verity and again it’s not terrible but I wish it was better than it is and in better hands it could’ve been, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - Other Mommy (2026)

Other Mommy is the new horror movie that stars Jessica Chastain as Ursula, a working mom who lives with her husband (Jay Duplass) and daughter Bella (Arabella Olivia Clark) and Bella keeps seeing a strange creature she calls Other Mommy (also played by Chastain) who wants to go into her heart and protect her from bad things and horror ensues.

Other Mommy was a movie I was looking forward to seeing as we are in October and I’m in the mood for some horror films and I’ll happily watch Jessica Chastain do just about anything as she is one of those actresses who rarely puts a foot wrong,

Sadly, however this is the case but she herself does the best that she can with the dual roles she plays but the script is awful,

It seems more concerned in jumping frm one horror jump scare and set piece to the next without any real sense of storytelling connection, dread building or proper payoff, you’re in one jump scare set piece and then a few moments later your right into the next one and because of that the film feels very messy as if all involved just wanted to go from set piece to set piece to set piece,

I will say however that Arabella Olivia Clark is very good here and so much of this movie rests on her little shoulders and it’s a shame she and Chastain aren’t in a better movie because they both deserved so much better than this,

As for the horror moments their not really that scary or thrilling and like Primate from the beginning of the year a lot of them take place at night in dimly lit rooms where you can barely see what’s happening on screen and boy is that tiresome as well,

And lastly Karen Allen shows up for one segment of the film and the entire time I kept thinking “why doesn’t she get the Ark of the Covenant from her attic” along with other Indiana Jones jokes and that too feels like a waste of great talent,

And so that was Other Mommy and what a letdown then again that feels like 2026 in film for me at the moment, talented and capable people reduced to making forgettable “content” to make ends meet, how sad it all is, 1 out of 5.

Film Review - The Social Reckoning (2026)

The Social Reckoning is the new film written and directed by Aaron Sorkin and stars Mikey Madison in her first role since her Oscar win for Anora as Frances Haugen who works at Facebook but is uncomfortable with the changes to the platform the company is making and works with a Wall Street Journal reporter (Jeremy Allen White) to blow the whistle on the company’s wrong doings.

The Social Reckoning is not a bad movie, but it is also a flat, dull and boring film to sit through and the first issue I have with it is that it feels like this movie just doesn’t really understand what makes a good journalism story tick,

The key to a good journalism movie like All the President’s Men or The Post is the inherent ticking clock at their centre, much like reporters for real life there is a deadline to meet and that creates a sense of “we have to get this story done and quickly” and this movie doesn’t have that, it all feels too leisurely and slack to have any real bite to it,

And part of the problem is Sorkin himself, his direction just feels very by the book and uninspired for the most part and his writing also feels old fashioned and I couldn’t help but think that he himself is partially responsible for the mess he’s trying to depict in this movie,

As Sorkin’s biggest claim to fame was the TV show The West Wing which starred Martin Sheen as President Jeb Bartlett, and it feels like ever since that show’s idealistic portrait of Democratic party politics in terms of not really putting up much of a fight has helped to plant some sort of seed for how we got to where we are in 2026 and to now have Sorkin try and pin the blame elsewhere doesn’t really work as he himself also needs to reflect on his role in all of this,

As for the performances both Madison and White do what they can but the film just treats their characters with little to no urgency and in some scenes Madison is dressed as if she’s doing her Anora character again, Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckberg firstly cannot fill the huge hole Jesse Eisenberg’s absence has left and secondly he just felt like he was doing a riff on his character in Obsession (in fact more than once I thought of “I’M THE ELDEST BOY”),

Far better are Billy Magnussen (who gets a role that highlights his inherent smugness and up himself personality well), Betty Gilpin and Bill Burr as those 3 at least feel like real people as opposed to thinly written characters who talk like people from the 1990’s,

And so that was the Social Reckoning and it’s not awful but it’s not much of a movie either, 1.5 out of 5.

Film Review - Resident Evil (2026)

Resident Evil is the new film by Zach Cregger and is based off of the Playstation Video Game series and stars Austin Abrams as Bryan a medical courier who is given a medical crate to transport to Raccoon City General Hospital but en route he comes across people acting strange and his car breaks down due to the snow and he must make his way there on foot and in freezing cold weather while also avoiding zombie like people running after him.

Resident Evil is a lot of fun and really shows Cregger’s growth as a director as the blood and gore on show here is done well and he keeps the pace tight and the tension on a tight leash ready to deploy it at any time plus the film looks great with the ice and snow all around that also is used really well to heighten the horrors that Bryan sees,

And Abrams is very effective as Bryan as well and on a couple of occasions he reminded me a little of Bruce Willis in Die Hard and by that I mean he has that every man quality to him that Bruce had and he handles both the horror and humour very well, Paul Walter Hauser also shows up in a small role and he does good work as well

But where this film does fall down a little is the ending, when it was over I thought “is that it” and it felt a little anti-climactic, no doubt this was done on purpose so Cregger and Co can rattle the penny tin and ask the audience for a sequel down the line and that pisses me off, if you all want a damn sequel how about making the first film work first, it’s not that fucking hard YEESH,

And so that was Resident Evil and it’s a lot of fun despite the ending, 3 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Heart of the Beast (2026)

Heart of the Beast is the new movie by David Ayer and stars Brad Pitt as a retired army sergeant who is travelling around the countryside with his combat support dog Odie when he suffers a heart attack and his plane crashes in the wilderness leaving them both stranded to find a way home and avoid perils such as wolves and bears and logs.

Heart of the Beast is a perfectly fine and enjoyable survival action film that is well anchored by Brad Pitt who brings a calm steadiness to his role while also selling the pain and loss of his army years and the battles he and Odie saw in their time in uniform, JK Simmonds is also good here but his role is really only in 2 scenes at most,

The real star here is Uber the dog who plays Odie and he is a very good boy, every time he came on screen with those beautiful doggo eyes, I was like “Awww look at the doggy” and he and Pitt are great together on screen and this movie wouldn’t work without Uber being as good as he is,

And so that was Heart of the Beast, an enjoyable survival thriller that is well made and has a good boy doggo at its centre, 3 out of 5

Film Review - Digger (2026)

Digger is the new movie by Alejandro Inarritu and stars Tom Cruise as Digger Rockwell a successful Oil Tycoon who is tasked with preventing an environmental catastrophe when an iceberg linked to one of his energy projects breaks free and is headed towards Europe and as the President (John Goodman) says “Digger got us into this mess and he’s gonna dig us out of it”

Digger is not a good movie despite some standout moments and the main reason for that is to me it takes what is a very serious issue (in this case a climate and environmental catastrophe) and instead of treating it with seriousness and a sense of anger it plays it mostly for laughs and I didn’t find myself laughing really at all while watching this movie,

Now I understand that satirical/comedic movies have been made about serious real world issues but the thing about good satire (and good comedy for that matter) is that the people making that satire have a fundamental understanding of the person and/or issue that their satirizing but this movie does not have that, it wants to instead just point and laugh at the issue and of the silly accents and over the top parodies that might have worked on The Late Show Australia or Saturday Night Live but at 2 hours it more than wears out its welcome,

What I wanted instead was a film full of righteous fury and anger at not only those responsible for the mess but also us as audience members for letting it happen and prioritizing the short term ahead of the greater good and the person I kept thinking of after I saw it and I was digging through it in my head was a young Oliver Stone,

For when you look back at the movies that made his name as a director such as Platoon/Wall Street/Talk Radio and JFK (I haven’t seen Born on the Fourth of July which is why I haven’t listed it here) those films had that anger that fury at their core in regards to how the greed and hubris of a few left only devastation for the many in its wake and Platoon and JFK in particular highlight this in terms of how one event led to a devastating war in Vietnam (one that Stone himself took part in and informed Platoon as a movie) and how in both Wall Street and Talk Radio he showed how charismatic individuals be they talk show hosts or businessmen can ruin almost everything they touch and sometimes simply because they can,

And that was what I wanted from Digger, that sense of “THIS IS THE MESS YOU ALL CREATED WHEN YOU GOT GREEDY, ALL OF THIS IS YOUR DOING”, “The Land is Undeveloped but Rich with Raw Energy and Job Creation” and “YOU’RE A WEAK LEADER, YOU CAVED WHEN YOU SHOULD FIGHT” funnily enough there is one scene in this movie where Digger is addressing what looks like the European Parliament (this scene is in the trailers) and he does point the finger and I sat there thinking “he’s not wrong, they have to take their share of responsibility for what’s happening as well” and if the film had more of that as well as more anger and fury and seriousness instead of bad laughs and satire it would’ve worked much better,

As for Tom Cruise, he’s fine but his wacky accent gets grating after a while and when I was watching it I thought to myself “I wish the Tom Cruise that was recorded yelling at his crew members on the Mission: Impossible set during Covid was in this movie” as that Cruise could’ve done wonders with this role but instead it just feels like another show off performance by a big star, as for the other actors such as John Goodman/Jesse Plemons/Sandra Hueller/Riz Ahmed their okay but felt one note,

And lastly I had this thought as well, if there was someone out there who had the power of a Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball flowing through their veins and they really knew how to use it with the precision of a surgical tool as opposed to a blunt instrument, people like Digger and others would find their prestige to be nothing more than an empty title and their wealth wouldn’t be worth the paper it’s printed on,

And so that was Digger and its another 2026 movie that I just wish was better than it is because there is a great film full of sound of fury at its heart in here but instead it feels more like a tale told by idiots and what is instead said with irony should’ve been said with conviction, what a piece of work is man, 1 out of 5.

Film Review - Coyote vs Acme (2026)

Coyote vs Acme is the second Looney Tunes movie to be released by Ketchup Entertainment after buying it from Warner Brothers and concerns Wile E. Coyote deciding to sue the Acme corporation for faulty equipment after the constant attempts to catch the Road Runner blow up in his face so he enlists the help of a local law firm (Will Forte and Lana Condor) but they’ll have to take on Acme’s top lawyer (John Cena) to win the case.

Coyote vs Acme is a mixed bag for me, firstly the blending of live action and animation works really well and the animated characters blend in seamlessly and the Looney Tunes characters are used fairly well here (I particularly liked the use of Foghorn Leghorn as the Governor) and the film has some great visual gags reminiscent of the classic Looney Tunes shorts,

But for me this movie just isn’t a patch on those classic shorts mainly because the story of the film began to bother me a little after a while, the whole point of the classic Road Runner cartoons was that the Coyote was foiled in attempting to catch the Road Runner and to take that and do this “what if” type scenario with the Acme corporation bothered me the more this movie went on,

And also, I don’t quite know if these Looney Tunes characters work as well in feature length form, the classic cartoons were 7-8-minute-long shorts and worked beautifully in that format whereas here and in the past, they have struggled to sustain a feature film long story and I’m someone that is still fond of 1996’s Space Jam despite it being as much about Michael Jordan as it was the Looney Tunes characters,

As for the cast their okay, Condor and Cena fare the best here as they clearly understand what movie their in and play to its strengths well, as for Forte his down on his luck lawyer character also bothered me after a while and his sad sack type performance dragged the film down after a while,

And so that was Coyote vs Acme and it has its moments but in the end wore out its welcome for me and just made me want to appreciate the classic cartoons even more which have been popular sellers for Warner Home Video over the years and maybe that’s where it should stay for me at least, 2 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom (2026)

Shaun the Sheep the Beast of Mossy Bottom is the new Aardman animation film and concerns Shaun’s farmer wanting to impress the local Vet but he’s also lost most of his hair and due to a mix up with a scientific experiment Shaun has been conducting to restore their damaged Pumpkin crop the Farmer is turned into a hairy Bigfoot esque creature and so Shaun, the other sheep and the Farmdog must work together to save the day.

The Beast of Mossy Bottom is a pure delight of a film and the first reason for that is the animation, it is stop motion animated and it really shows on screen, there’s a tactile quality to what your watching that makes it feel real and tangible as opposed to some CG animated films that can at times look very computer-ish,

Also the film brims with heart and character, Shaun tries to do the right thing in this movie and when it all goes sideways and he has to try and fix it you are invested in him wanting to fix the Pumpkin crop as well as trying to avoid the Sheep Dog on the Farm plus you want to see the Farmer succeed in winning the heart of the local Vet.

And lastly the film is very funny, there are a lot of times where I not only smiled but laughed a lot out loud in my cinema seat and Aardman Animation are very good at using humour in their films without it undercutting or undermining the more serious moments in their storytelling and this movie is no exception,

And so that was Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom and I loved every minute of it, it has great animation, a warm heart and is very funny, 4 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Fall 2: Deadpoint (2026)

Fall 2: Deadpoint is the sequel to the 2022 film Fall and sees Shiloh’s sister Jax (Harriet Slater) struggling to deal with the death of her sister and her friend Luce (Arsema Thomas) decide to go to Thailand to trek across a deadly mountain trail full of wooden planks but soon they get trapped up on the mountain they must find a way down.

I enjoyed Fall in 2022 more than I thought I would, it had a good premise (especially for a horror esque franchise) and was well made and happily this sequel was enjoyable as well, I prefer the first film overall but it’s not by a wide margin,

Firstly, the mountain trail in Thailand is well filmed with some nice shots of the view from that high up, the rusty bolts and chains that could break or come loose at any moment and the perilous plans the characters must take to try and call for help,

The two leads are also appealing as well as Slater and Thomas work well together as a pair like the pair in the first film did and they support each other well, also delivering good work as directors are the Sperig brothers who make the most of the heights and tension of the moments,

But where this movie does fall down is in its storytelling, there is a side plot regarding drugs here that feels totally unnecessary and could’ve been removed without it affecting the main “we’re stuck really high up, HELP US PLEASE” story one little bit and that is why I do prefer the first film to this sequel as that stuck to core premise and didn’t deviate from it whereas here the drugs storyline bogs it down.

And so that was Fall 2: Deadpoint and it’s an enjoyable sequel and I would happily watch some more of these but next time lean into the horror of heights more okay, 3 out of 5

Film Review - Practical Magic 2 (2026)

Practical Magic 2 is the sequel to the 1998 film Practical Magic and once again stars Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock as Gillian and Sally Owens, sisters who are also witches but when Sally’s Daughter Kylie (Joey King) falls in love and the family curse hits her boyfriend she travels to England to try and break it.

Practical Magic 2 is not a terrible film by any means but its also not that great either and the main reason for that is the screenplay which takes so long to tell its story and at times feels so slow to get moving that by the time you get to England and everything that takes place there feels a little anticlimactic and the climax in particular felt like a bit of a letdown,

The other main issue here is that the story setup for the film is built around Kylie’s relationship with her boyfriend that is barely developed and because of that I didn’t find myself feeling all that invested in whether that was going to work out or not,

And what makes this feels worse is the cast here is good, Kidman bounces around this movie with the energy and vitality of someone half her age and it feels like that if she takes over this movie’s plot then you could easily shave 20 minutes off of the runtime and the movie would’ve benefited from it, Lee Pace (aka Brother Day in the Apple TV series Foundation and the main reason I went to see this movie) is also good as a Professor of Black Magic while Joey King and Maisie Williams are okay as the two daughters but they don’t get as much screen time together as they deserved.

As for Sandra Bullock I did not like her in this movie mainly because Sally is written as a buttoned up nagger who denies her magical heritage and after a while it not only gets boring but drags on for too long and Bullock is at her best when she gets to play warm and energetic characters like she did in Demolition Man, Speed and Minions whereas here it felt like she was playing against her natural strengths and it didn’t work,

And lastly the film is simply too long, it goes for over 2 hours, and it shows especially by the end and if a good 20-25 minutes was cut out of this movie it would not only have worked a whole lot better and made the story not feel so dragged out that it almost overstays its welcome.

And so that was Practical Magic 2 and with this cast you wish for a better movie than this one as I certainly did, oh well you win some you lose some, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - The Dog Stars (2026)

The Dog Stars is the new movie by Ridley Scott and stars Jacob Elordi as Hig, a mechanic who lives in a post-apocalyptic world where an unknown virus has killed most of the population but he still likes to fly his plane into a nearby town for supplies and lives with his friend Bangley (Josh Brolin), one plane trip he is forced to land where he meets Cima (Margaret Qualley) and Pops her father (Guy Pearce) and the three decide to team up to try and find the lost Grand Junction,

The Dog Stars like Gladiator II which was Ridley Scott’s previous film looks good on a big cinema screen, the overgrown/run down look of the world, the various green hills and farm land, the empty buildings that looked rotted away and dirtied down are all very effective and they do a good job of bringing you into the world of the film which Ridley Scott has been so good at for so many decades be it Alien/Blade Runner/The Martian as well as movies like Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven,

The film also has a solid cast giving good performances, Elordi makes for an effective leading man and on a couple of occasions he reminded a little of Mel Gibson in the Mad Max movies and he would’ve made a good Max in a different timeline of movie making, Josh Brolin is fine as the typical grizzled survivor who shoots first and asks questions later if at all while Guy Pearce and Margaret Qualley also deliver good work in their roles,

But where this movie falls over is the screenplay and this is a sadly too common an occurrence with Ridley Scott and his movie making, the best films of his combine his great eye for world building and visual immersion with good storytelling and compelling characters and his best 2 films (for me at least) Alien and Blade Runner do this perfectly, those films have tremendous visual design where the sets look like 3 dimensional paintings combined with memorable characters and storytelling that compels you,

Here the storytelling is so all over the place you find yourself going “what the fuck” on a couple of occasions whether it be the attempts at romance between Hig and Cina, Cina’s character arc in general feeling confusing at times, the Mad Max-esque crazies that roam the world which felt like knockoffs of the War Boys from the recent Mad Max movies and then one section with Allison Janney that honestly felt like a different movie altogether,

And also the world the film takes place in feels so vague and ill explained that I sat there wanting a Mad Max 2-esque opening that sets up this world and how we got here especially given how the real world has been 6 years since its own pandemic in Covid and it’s a connection I found myself wishing the film had made,

And so that was the Dog Stars and this is not one of Ridley Scott’s worst but it is very very clear that like Tim Burton he really needs a good screenwriter at his side to bring out the best in his work, it has happened before and I hope it happens again before Ridley either retires or passes away, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - One Night Only (2026)

One Night Only is directed by Will Gluck and stars Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro as 2 Single people (Turner plays Owen and Barbaro plays Ally) who live in a dystopian future where the US Government has outlawed Premarital Sex and single people can only have sex on one night of the year (talk about throwing the bare minimum of bones to people) and Owen and Ally keep running into each other while trying to get it on with others but the clock is ticking and will they/won’t they keep from falling in love.

One Night Only has the ideas for 2 good movies in it, one about the outlawing of Premarital Sex in the US and how society might push back against that and see it overturned and the other a fun breezy “night on the town” esque rom com with 2 appealing leads but instead this movie throws both of those ideads together into the screenwriting blender and neither is done very well at all.

Which is a shame because Mr Dua Lipa-sorry-Callum Turner and Barbaro make for an appealing pair and have good chemistry in their scenes together and throughout the movie I kept waiting for them to get together already so we can just have many scenes of them walking around/looking into each other’s eyes/keeping Dua Lipa away from the set when Turner has to do kissing scenes (I’m sorry I kept making Dua Lipa jokes in my head while watching the movie) but nope the movie has to have the two of them running breathlessly around New York City avoiding each other while the audience is sitting there going “JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY”

And as for the “Mandate” as the movie depicts it well that’s a whole other comedy right there but its just there in the background and most people in this world just go about their life as if its just accepted and yet in real life we would see HUGE push back/protests/marches/resistance against such an idea as anyone could end up in that ban through a separation or a divorce and there’s nothing they could do about it.

There are also some fun cameos one of which made me smile big time knowing the show they starred in.

And so that was One Night Only and there’s 2 great movies in here but this 1 movie uses both ideads poorly but it’s not that terrible thanks to its charming leads, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - The End of Oak Street (2026)

The End of Oak Street stars Anne Hathaway and Ewan McGregor as a couple living with their kids in their local neighbourhood when one night some strange lights go off outside their house and when they go to investigate, they find dinosaurs roaming the streets and the race is on to try and survive to Dino Mash (The Dino Mash).

The End of Oak Street is a mixed bag for me movie wise, the best thing about it easily is Anne Hathaway who is having a great year with this, The Odyssey and the Devil Wears Prada 2 and here is no exception, she not only does a great job with the warm motherly moments but she also finds to be an effective horror heroine as her expressive eyes and face are put to great effect in that part of the film, in fact while watching her in this movie I thought to myself “I hope she does a horror film role soon as she would be great at it”

I also thought the film was well made and made good use of its suburban neighbourhood setting which was framed very well with its houses on hills and big backyards and slightly annoying neighbours and the dinosaur parts of the story were merged well into that location.

But as for the film overall it wasn’t for me, I’m sorry to say as throughout most of the movie I found myself feeling bored while watching it as this movie so desperately wants to be an Amblin/Spielberg type of films (hell this movie has JJ Abrams as its lead producer) and instead it feels like an Amazing Stories (which was a TV series created by Spielberg in the 1980’s) segment stretched out to a feature film and while it isn’t a long film it was also one that didn’t engage me all that much.

What also doesn’t help is that the Amblin feel is one that many many others have tried to replicate since the 1980’s and a lot of them have failed and I think I am now at a point where these recreations have grown tiresome for me, I really would like something that speaks to now in 2026 where we’re 6 years on from a real life pandemic that fundamentally upended how we understood the world and led to us as a society becoming more insular and distrusting and I feel that has to be addressed in media at some stage as it can’t be ignored forever.

And so that was the End of Oak Street and it has its moments but it did very little for me in the end, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - Holy Days (2026)

Holy Days takes place in 1970’s New Zealand and concerns Brian (Elijah Tamati) who is mourning the loss of his mother and is struggling to accept her loss, he also likes to visit a nearby convent that has only 3 Sisters left in it (Judy Davis, Jacki Weaver and Miriam Margolyes) but when they hear of a plan to sell the convent to a property developer they race to find the deeds so they can save it.

Holy Days is good fun and a movie I chuckled at a fair bit while watching it, first of all the film has a good natured sense of humour to it and veteran talents such as Davis, Weaver and Margolyes who know how to time the laughs to get a good laugh out of the cinema audience watching it, Tamati is also a good young lead as Brian and sells both the humour and tragedy of his character well.

The film also has fun using clay animation for some of the films montage moments as the group are travelling New Zealand to save their home and it serves as a good reminder that people make these movies and not machines.

And so that was Holy Days it’s a good fun romp that has good humour and good performances, 3 out of 5.

Film Review - The Wizard of the Kremlin (2026)

The Wizard of the Kremlin stars Paul Dano as Vadim Baranov a Russian TV producer who is recruited in the 1990’s to help Vladimir Putin (Jude Law) rise to power in a post Cold War Russia.

The Wizard of the Kremlin is the kind of movie that feels like catnip for me, a historical drama about a real life figure and the history they create as well as the history we can learn from but this movie while it has some good archival footage simply does not tell that story very well.

Firstly this movie feels so episodic that title cards literally come up on the cinema screen and after a while I started to think that perhaps this should’ve been a streaming series for Netflix or Stan or Prime Video because there you could have taken the time to really dive into the history of post Cold War Russia, the drinking years of Boris Yeltsin (I still remember the news headlines about him as well as shows like the Simpsons making jokes about him) and how someone like Putin could rise to power and hold it with an iron grip because he is a fascinating figure for better or worse.

And Jude Law does a great job as Putin in this movie and I had my doubts about him in that role after seeing the trailer but happily I was wrong, he has the facial expressions down pat and shows off the ruthlessness and the drive of the man very well but sadly he is in so little of the film that he feels like an afterthought and we don’t really see any of the ruthlessness that he in real life is known for apart from a tiny bit towards the end of the film.

Instead we get many scenes of Paul Dano as Vadim talking in a slow voice and very softly and at 2 and a half hours it just feels like it goes on and on and on and I wanted more of Jude Law in the film, Jeffrey Wright and Alicia Vikander are good in their roles but they like Law come and go.

And in the end what should be a thrilling and compelling story with parallels of history running through its veins ends up a dull slog to sit through and there is a far far better movie here waiting to get out.

And so that was the Wizard of the Kremlin and this spell did not work for me, it should be one of my favourites of the year and instead its one of the worst especially with a fascinating person at the heart of this story that ends up feeling sidelined and to the movies detriment, 1 out of 5.

Film Review - The Invite (2026)

The Invite is the new film by Olivia Wilde and she and Seth Rogen play a married couple who are hosting their neighbours (Edward Norton and Penelope Cruz) for a dinner party one night but when people sit around having had too much to eat and drink some dinner parties can go badly wrong.

I was looking forward to this movie because I really like Olivia Wilde as a director, Booksmart in 2019 was a very enjoyable while 2022’s Don’t Worry Darling was well directed and had great visuals but was let down by a bad script that didn’t really commit to its ideas as well as I had hoped but could she get back on form or was Don’t Worry Darling a sign to Worry about her as a director.

Well sadly this movie was a disappointment for me but Wilde’s work once again did not, she is a woman of many talents and does a great job both in front of and behind the camera, the way she uses the camera to frame the characters, make the apartment setting feel lived in and like a character in and of itself is really good and Wilde does a great job with her staging and camerawork as well as playing Angela the hostess who is clearly not happy with how things have gone.

Plus Edward Norton and Penelope Cruz deliver good work as the upstairs neighbours invited to the dinner party and Cruz in particular is really good in her moments as well plua the film has a lot of good laughs in it throughout that made me laugh more than once.

But the big problem for me was that I hated these people, Angela and Joe (Rogen’s character) spend a lot of the movie arguing with each other which is never a good sign when you have guests coming over and all 4 of these people felt like the kind of guests you visit at their dinner party (perhaps Angela and Joe needed the Australian sketch comedy The Late Show’s guide to hosting a dinner party) but after a while (and a few drinks) the whole thing descends into a slanging match between the guests and you just want to leave and go home and that was how I began to felt as the film went on.

What also didn’t help is that Seth Rogen once again plays an insufferable bastard that you just get sick of watching after a while and I just don’t like him as an actor I’m sorry to say, it just feels like he plays the same loser type character who smokes joints over and over again and I just got sick of it as the film went on and when it was over I was happy to leave the cinema.

And so that was the Invite and like Backrooms this was a letdown for me, it has good laughs/good performances and good direction by Wilde but this is one dinner party I was happy to leave, 2 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Spiderman Brand New Day (2026)

Spiderman Brand New Day is the fourth Marvel Studios/Columbia Pictures Spiderman film and the fourth solo movie with Tom Holland in the role, this story takes place after the events of No Way Home where Peter Parker has been living a lonely life now that the world has forgotten who he is while fighting crime as Spiderman but when a mysterious new enemy emerges just as his powers begin to malfunction he faces a difficult challenge ahead.

Spiderman Brand New Day is a mixed bag for me, don’t get me wrong this isn’t a terrible movie but it also has some big flaws, for me this movie works best when its just a Spiderman movie where Peter has to bear the burden of great power and great responsibility alone and cannot share that burden with others lest they be put in danger and Holland is as good as ever in this role and does the heroic and emotional sides of the character very well, Zendaya has felt wasted as MJ in these movies but this time she is given a proper character arc and some good emotional moments and it feels like a relief that her great talents are given good use here.

The film is also well directed by Destin Daniel Cretton who did Shang Chi in 2021 and was to direct Avengers the Kang Dynasty before that film fell apart and he got this movie instead and one thing I like about his camerawork here is the sense of height when Peter is atop a tall building in NYC as you really feel like your up there with him that high and it looks good on a big cinema screen though during those moments I did think of the recent Insomniac games (the first of which I played and enjoyed doing so.)

But where this movie falls over is in its ties to the broader Marvel universe and for me it took away from that core feeling you should have when watching a Spiderman movie which is that the burden of Peter Parker as a hero is one he can only bear on his own and when there are other heroes in that world for him to share with it takes away a little from that core idea and makes it feel less impactful.

And also some of those characters either get very little to do or I just downright resented them being here in this movie, Mark Ruffalo is great as Dr Banner/The Hulk but he’s in so little of the film it feels like a waste of his great talent and that role could easily have been Dr Curt Connors/The Lizard without changing the storytelling a great deal, Jon Bernthal as Frank Castle/The Punisher is okay but really only serves as a comic relief foil for Peter and that didn’t work well for me.

As for the other 2 characters one of them is in it so little I find myself wondering “why are you here” and the other just made me mad in the cinema primarily because of the road that led to that person being here to begin with.

And lastly I think I’m starting to tire of the shared universe concept for these characters as it makes so tiring to try and follow in terms of the storytelling and the characters, a slog to have to sit down and watch all of these movies and shows so you don’t sit there in a cinema seat feeling lost as to who’s who and where’s where and how did they get here and it also cheapens the stakes of the storytelling and lessens the emotional connection to the characters because nothing bad can really happen to them because they have to be alive for the next film or others can come in and help them share their burden in the case of Spiderman and it makes Peter’s struggle in that role feel weightless.

And so that was Spiderman Brand New Day and it is well directed and the 2 leads are great but if this had been a standalone Spiderman film with no ties to the MCU I would like it a lot more than I do, 2 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Evil Dead Burn (2026)

Evil Dead Burn is the newest entry in the series and concerns Will (George Pullar) who is killed in a car accident and his family comes together at an old family home to pay their respects but unbeknownst to them evil lurks in this family and their old home so can they prevent being dead before dawn or wind up in a gooey end.

Evil Dead Burn like Evil Dead Rise is great fun in a cinema and gooey groovy fun that put a big smile on my face, during many of the films horror moments I sat there soaking up every blood soaked moment of it and I’m sure it was probably digital blood I was watching but I didn’t really think about that very much and thankfully the cast here are better than they were in Rise where it was meant to be a NYC apartment tower but everyone sounded either Australian or Kiwi.

And speaking of the cast they step up and do good work, Souheila Yacoub makes for an effective horror heroine in Alice who has some dark secrets of her own about Will and I also enjoyed Erroll Shand, Hunter Doohan, Tandy Wright and Luciane Buchanan as the other family members stuck inside the old secluded house.

And so that was Evil Dead Burn and I had a lot of fun with this one and I hope others do too though if your squeamish at the sight of blood maybe sit this one out, 3 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - The Odyssey (2026)

The Odyssey is based off of the book by Homer and concerns the voyage of Odysseus (Matt Damon) as he tries to make it back home to Ithica and his beloved wife Penelope (Anne Hathaway) who is now having to court various suitors including Antinous (Robert Pattinson) meanwhile his son Telemachus (Tom Holland) wants to know more about what happened to him and sets off on his own quest to find out.

The Odyssey was one of my most anticipated movies of the year firstly because of director Christopher Nolan who’s last 3 films (Oppenheimer, Tenet and Dunkirk) have been my favourites of his after his first 2 Batman films and that group of films in particular showed me what a great filmmaker he was after The Dark Knight Rises and Interstellar got swallowed up by the ambition of those films getting away from him but 3 hits in a row can’t guarantee a 4th right.

Well not exactly but that said this is a really enjoyable film and a great time at the cinema for sure and first off this movie is very well crafted, Nolan’s direction is as assured and grand as ever and it’s a real treat to watch him craft a movie and see it unfold in front of you on a big cinema screen, Jennifer Lame’s editing is excellent and Nolan made a great choice hiring her in 2020 to edit Tenet as it really feels like she understands how his directing rhythms work and how to make it feel accessible and understandable to an audience which sometimes hasn’t been the case with Nolan’s films, the production design is top notch as is the costume design by Ellen Mirojnick (that Agamenon armour is superb and reminds me of something out of Batman.)

Oh and Ludwig Gorannson delivers yet another excellent score in this movie, another great hire Nolan brought in on Tenet that like Jennifer Lame in the editing room understands how to make Nolan’s work shine and don’t get me wrong both Lee Smith and Hans Zimmer did good work with Nolan in those roles but Lame and Gorannson have more than earnt their place at his side and I haven’t really missed their work with him since.

And then there is the cast who all deliver excellent work, Damon might be the centre of the film but he only feels like a central piece of a large ensemble and that works really well, Anne Hathaway and John Leguizamo deserve Oscar nominations for their work here as they are very good in their roles (and watching Hathaway in this movie really showed how much she has matured as an actress over the years), Tom Holland delivers great work as Telemachus while Jon Bernthal is a lot of fun as Menelaus and Elliot Page/Lupita Nyong’o/Corey Hawkins/Himesh Patel/Mia Goth/Samantha Morton/Benny Safdie and Charlize Theron make the most of the limited screen time and smaller roles (Page in particular looks like Pattinson’s relative as they both have similar facial structures and jawlines.)

Also this movie has some excellent set piece scenes as well, the Cyclops moment in the trailers looked okay but when you watch that scene in the cinema it turns into a terrifying moment that made me smile as did the scene with the giant metal knights that look like something from Denis Villenueve’s Dune trilogy and aren’t to be messed with lightly, there’s also a moment with food on an island that made me smile a lot and the final act climax is excellent and helps to bring the story to a satisfying end.

But if I do have one complaint about the film it’s that it tends to meander around at times as if the storytelling itself is lost at sea as much as Odysseus and his crew are and at nearly 3 hours in length you do feel it at times but when it all comes together at the end you feel more than satisfied.

And so that was the Odyssey and its not as good as those 5 other Nolan films I’ve mentioned above but this is still a great time in a cinema and a very enjoyable watch, 3 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Obsession (2026)

Obsession is written and directed by Curry Barker and stars Michael Johnstone as Bear a nervous young man who has a crush on his co-worker Nikki (Inde Navarette) but cannot bring himself to tell her how he really feels about her so one night in a store he buys a One Wish Willow ornament that is said to grant any wish the person wants granted so Bear wishes for Nikki to love him but as the Genie said to Aladdin you can’t make people fall in love with you.

Obsession is a movie I have mixed feelings about, on the positive side the film is well made by Barker who uses the night very effectively to help create a mood of dread and tension throughout the film and the horror moments are very effective especially some of the bed scenes where its so early in the morning the characters should all be sound asleep but it also helps to put Bear and Co on edge the next day like they could snap from a lack of sleep.

And Inde Navarette is fantastic as Nikki, she is asked to a lot of strange stuff in this role especially after the wish is used on her and she excels at all of it from the way she’s dressed as an object of Bear’s desires rather than seeing her for who she really is to the way she talks like a devoted wife with the loving smile that looks creepy at times would and even down to the highly strung out emotional moments of screaming and crying and obsessive behaviour and all of it is simply fantastic to watch, this should be a star making performance.

I also enjoyed Megan Lawless as Sarah, Bear’s co-worker in the music shop who secretly has a crush on Bear but doesn’t tell him.

And that leads into one of the problems I have with this movie, nobody talks to each other about how they really feel about each other, right from the first scene you see Bear talk nervously to a girl in a diner and I sat there thinking “For goodness sake just tell her how you feel, it’s not that hard” and that feeling never really went away for me especially when Nikki is changed by Bear’s wish as she never really felt loved by Bear for who she was but who Bear wanted her to be, an object of sexual desire that he could have all to himself.

And that leads me to Bear as a character, I hated this obnoxious little dweeb that I just sat there thinking as Bear tries to figure out what’s going on that everything that’s happening is all his fault, he didn’t tell Nikki how he really felt about her and when he used his One Wish Willow to make her love him he doesn’t realize for much of the movie that she is doing precisely what he deep down wanted her to do, be his and his alone and his friend Ian (Cooper Tomlinson) isn’t much better either as he comes across as the douchebag friend that says all the wrong things to Bear and I hated watching both of these obnoxious little shitheads.

And lastly the other main problem I had was with Nikki herself, we barely get to know her as a character in the early scenes of the movie before the wish changes her to make the impact of that wish really land properly and the movie I kept thinking about while watching this one was last year’s Companion with Jack Quaid and Sophie Thatcher which also dealt with an insular young man wanting a woman to love him but that film showed how insular and horrible the male lead was and gave the female lead a lot more agency in the story and I wish this movie had more of that.

And so that was Obsession and it’s a mixed bag for me, it’s well made and effective but the storytelling was not as good, 2 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - Backrooms (2026)

Backrooms is based off of the YouTube Videos and stars Chiwetel Ejiofor as Clark who runs the Captain Clark’s Ottoman Empire Furniture Store and has been kicked out of his house in a separation so one night while putting his feet up in the shop he notices a strange power fluctuation and goes to investigate and finds a series of rooms all empty under his shop.

Backrooms for most of its runtime worked pretty well for me and firstly that is because the film has a great premise and setup: The finding of strange empty rooms underneath where you might work or live and the design of these rooms is fantastic as is the camerawork because when Clark and others go to explore it it has an inherent spookiness and danger to it that feels real especially when people take cameras into empty and abandoned buildings which has that very same feel to it.

The film also has some good performances primarily from Ejiofor as Clark and Renate Reinsve as Dr Kline Clark’s therapist who begins to suspect her patient is losing his mind and both do very well in their roles.

But where this film lost me was in its payoff as I sat there in the cinema really intrigued by the setup and premise but I also thought as it went on “This better have a good payoff” and sadly it does not as the climax of the film ties itself up in convoluted answers and story resolutions that make very little sense and aren’t really built up that well that when it was over I thought to myself “That was stupid”

And so that was Backrooms and it’s okay, but I’ve seen better horror films, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - Minions and Monsters (2026)

Minions and Monsters is the 3rd Minions spinoff film and sees the Minions making their way to 1920’s Hollywood where they become stars of the silent film era but when the industry transitions to sound and their dialect sees their career end Minions James, Henry and Ed decide to make a monster movie instead and travel to find the perfect monster to use but they should be careful what they wish for also.

Minions and Monsters is a pure delight that made me laugh a lot in the cinema and put a smile on my face for so much of it, those little guys still make me laugh with their unique way of talking/their physical comedy and inspired chaos that we used to see in comedies like Hot Shows, The Naked Gun and Airplane and while Gru isn’t in this movie I didn’t miss him all that much like I did in the 2015 Minions film.

The film also has a lot of great movie references ranging from famous voices (one in particular was lovely to see) to the Great Gatsby and Babylon to silent cinema in general as well as life on a studio lot as well as 1950’s Sci-fi cinema in one instance, some of these don’t 100% work but a lot of them do.

And lastly the monsters in this movie are great fun especially the monster that shows up towards the end of the film which is very memorable and good fun to watch on a decent sized cinema screen and the small green monster known as Goomi voiced by Trey Parker is good fun as well and acts as the equivalent of Gru from the 2022 Rise of Gru film and by that I mean the English speaking co-lead that helps to anchor the film.

And so that was Minions and Monsters and what can I say, I was delighted with its humour/monsters and cinema references, I had a great time here, 4 out of 5.

Film Review - Supergirl (2026)

Supergirl is the newest entry in the DCU now under James Gunn and Peter Safran’s control and this movie is the spinoff for Kara (Milly Alcock) who was briefly introduced in last year’s Superman movie and this story sees Kara enjoying her birthday off world in systems with a red sun so she can get properly drunk but on one world she and Krypto the Dog come across Krem (Mathias Schoenarts) who poisons Krypto and Kara has 3 days to find a cure.

Supergirl is not a terrible movie per se but its also a movie that did very little for me but the one thing I did like about this movie is Milly Alcock as Kara, she does a great job with the material she’s given and sells the tragedy of that character, the fun of the character and the action moments very well plus she has some great moments with David Corenswet who shows up briefly as Superman and he continues to prove himself worthy of that mantle in the role.

But apart from those 2 actors this movie doesn’t really work:

- The first reason is the films storytelling and tone which wants to have a more serious storyline about women being traded for information and to be brides for the Briggins (the race Krem belongs to) but on the other hand it also wants to have the “lets get fun and get on the galactic beers and get drunk” fun while also having the James Gunn trademarks of jokes in every other line and funky pop songs on the soundtrack and the two just do not mesh at all.

Its one thing to want to have this serious storyline but its another thing to mesh that with a Guardians of the Galaxy style of fun and Gunn as a writer/director can pull that off as he showed with Guardians 3 in 2023 but here Ana Noguiera and Craig Gillespie the writer and director respectively cannot and it shows.

- The second reason is Gillespie as director, frankly he should not have directed this movie as all he really does is want to copy James Gunn’s style of filmmaking which only Gunn himself can make work properly because he trusts his writing and directing instincts and because of that he has done great work in both DC and Marvel movies but Gillespie (who came to prominence with I, Tonya and Cruella) feels like he’s imitating that style and doing it badly which often is the case.

And so often especially nowadays these movies if they don’t have a specific style can feel very bland and samey which I am starting to get a little over, these movies have worked best for me when it’s had a strong hand at the helm like the late great Richard Donner or Tim Burton or Bryan Singer who were filmmakers that understood that yes the comics are the source but don’t be afraid to change that in the adaptation process of making a movie out of it and all too often nowadays that firm vision is missing so that the studio in charge can manage any kind of risk with these films as their too important to the bottom line.

- And lastly a lot of the casting didn’t do it for me either, Jason Momoa finally gets to play Lobo an arrogant loudmouth bounty hunter but instead he just comes across as annoying and his makeup work is lit so dimly you don’t really get a proper look at it and when compared to Brad Garrett who voiced that role in the Superman animated series Momoa’s take is nowhere near as good as Garrett was loud and arrogant and brash but never annoying.

And then there’s Mathias as Krem who too often sounds like he’s impersonating Tim Roth while looking like a cross between Pinhead from the Hellraiser movies and Zao from Die Another Day and the Briggins as villains on the whole feel like a rip off of the space pirates from Guardians.

And lastly there’s Eve Ridley as Ruthye and boy does her dialogue outstay its welcome quickly as she sounds like a character from Game of Thrones with her portentous dialogue that sounds like a mouthful coming out of Ridley’s mouth and her whole story arc about wanting vengeance is okay but not all that memorable.

And so that was Supergirl and both Milly and David are great as the last survivors of Kryptin (unless somehow General Zod returns in which case you’d better start practicing how to kneel before him) but this movie suffers from an inconsistent tone, boring villains and lacklustre casting, its not terrible but its not much either, 2 out of 5.

Film Review - Disclosure Day (2026)

Disclosure Day is the new movie by Steven Spielberg and stars Josh O’Connor as Daniel Kellner a government cyber security contractor who goes on the run from the Wardex Corporation and its head Noah (Colin Firth) meanwhile Kansas City Weather Reporter Margaret (Emily Blunt) starts speaking a strange language while on air and soon enough she gets caught up in the mystery that Daniel is also caught up in.

Disclosure Day despite some wobbles with its ending is a movie that I really enjoyed and the first reason for that is Steven Spielberg’s direction, there are so few filmmakers that know how to move a camera like he does and by that I mean that it feels like a natural extension of his arm and that is on show here with many long tracking shots, energetic action moments and excellent camera blocking that makes you feel like your with these characters on this journey and feeling what they feel.

Januz Kaminski’s cinematography is quite good especially in the films night time scenes, there are so so so so many movies nowadays that make their night time scenes look like washed out pixelated messes where you can’t see a fucking thing but here you can see everything as your meant to in those moments and the streaks of light that sometimes come through windows or the flashes of police lights are used to great effect to add suspense and tension to the scenes.

The film is also littered with great performances, Josh O’Connor works very well here as a classic Spielberg everyman, someone who is good at what they do but have nothing special about them but we instantly feel that certain connection to them, Colin Firth is great as the chief villain and he has a very memorable scene with a table that is great to watch, Eve Hewson is also very good as Jane (Daniel’s girlfriend) and she has some great moments of her own while Colman Domingo is his usual charismatic self while also bringing a warm mentor feel to his character.
And then there is Emily Blunt who honestly deserves an Oscar nomination for her work here, she is much the lead of this movie as O’Connor is and she is simply superb here and she is asked to do a lot with this character and she more than steps up to the plate, sometimes the movies Blunt stars in can be hit or miss (hey it happens) but when she’s this good (and she has rarely let me down performance wise) I won’t complain.

But there is one more person that deserves some love and that is Courtney Grace as a news anchor who has one key scene in the climax but sells it really well and almost steals the entire film.

But if I do have a minor quibble it is in the storytelling, David Koepp isn’t the world’s best screenwriter but for so much of this movie I was intrigued by the mystery, invested in what was going on and wanted to know more about what the truth was Wardex were trying to hide and when that is all revealed I enjoyed it but then it cuts to black and that’s it the movie’s over and part of me can’t help feel that if that moment had been extended a beat or two then it would’ve landed better for me.

And so that was Disclosure Day and it is along with The Drama and Mortal Kombat II one of my favourite films of the year so far, I really enjoyed it, 3 and a half out of 5.

Film Review - In the Grey (2026)

In the Grey is the new film by Guy Ritchie and stars Eiza Gonzalez as Sophia, a lawyer who is chasing after a financial debt for a large company that is in the hands of a criminal known as Salazar (Carlos Bardem) but given he has his own private island and plenty of police and private army people to protect him she’s going to need some help which is where John and Michael (Henry Cavill and Jake Gyllenhaal) come in.

In the Grey is typical of Guy Ritchie’s work in terms of something bad’s happening, someone good wants to fix it so they get the team of people together to help them fix said problem but I had a good time with this one nonetheless, Gonzalez/Cavill/Gylenhaal make for a good group of heroes and one detail I really liked in the film is how Sophia’s team plans out every detail in terms of their mission and how it could go wrong and if it does they need to get Sophia to safety and there is a fair bit of time devoted to the planning and preparation on their part that I did enjoy.

As for the broader storytelling it does tend to tie itself in knots at times in terms of who’s working for who, who’s doing what, how is all of this going to play out, where everyone is at any given time and again it does feel a bit knotty story wise but it didn’t pull me out of the film thinking “how is this making any sense” it works fine enough that I still had fun.

And so that was In the Grey and it’s a fun watch if nothing remarkable, 3 out of 5.

Film Review - The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

The Mandalorian and Grogu is the movie based off of the Star Wars TV series and Pedro Pascal is back as the Mandalorian with Grogu at his side as they are hunting down Imperial warlords but they are then tasked to find Rotta the Hutt (Jeremy Allen White) the wayward son of Jabba the Hutt.

The Mandalorian and Grogu is not a bad movie to watch but its also one that doesn’t really do all that much for you either, the opening action scene is fun with Mando hunting down a former Imperial officer and you see what feels like the kind of action scenes of Mando kicking bottom left right and centre that you would rarely see on the TV series and it gets you in the mood for the film.

But there are so many action scenes that after a while watching the movie feels exhausting and while watching it it felt like at one point that the movie was coming to an end and I felt pretty good but then whoopsie doodle there’s another hour of movie left on the homeworld of the Hutts and that section drags on and on and on with monster fights, Grogu doing cute things and an environment that looked very CGI heavy.

And speaking of CGI it is very obvious at times that your looking at digital environments because it never really registers as real to your eye (and the human eye is pretty good at knowing what is real and what is fake) and that second episode-sorry-second half of this movie just goes on for too long.

Which is another issue I have with this movie, at 132 minutes this movie is half an hour too long because the storytelling on the whole is so thin and stretched out that you could have gotten away with this if this was the 2 episode premiere of a fourth season on Disney Plus but cut together as a movie it just drags on and on and goes on for so long that I began to feel a little exhausted when it was all over.

As for the cast, Pedro is fine but it is clear that he was only really on set for a week or so to do the shots of him in the suit and an action scene in a pit and that was it he could then do all of his other lines in post production while someone else wears the suit to keep the production on schedule, Grogu is cute but it is high time this character started to grow up a little bit and get older and more assured of his Force abilities but we all know that won’t happen, Jeremy Allen White is okay as Rotta but nothing special while Martin Scorsese and Sigourney Weaver have small roles here because hey why not, pet the Grogu puppet and make a bit of money they do have bills to pay too you know.

And so that was the Mandalorian and Grogu and look its not terrible but that’s the nicest thing I can say about this movie because its long, exhausting action and thin storytelling lost me after a while, 1.5 out of 5.