It’s that time again as they say to reveal my full list of my favourite films and my turkeys of 2025,
And this year I’ve decided to do a full list instead of up to 5 in each list because there were a number of films I wanted to talk about in both categories and lets start with the Turkeys and get the bad out of the way and luckily most movies that ended up being a pile of poo I more or less avoided because they looked that way in the trailers for them,
And at number 7 on this list I have:
Five Night’s at Freddy’s 2,
Now I didn’t hate this movie all that much but I also don’t think its very good either,
And that comes down to when I was watching it and seeing a movie being projected in front of me that had lots of lore crammed into it and a lot of world building in it but it was also dull and lifeless at the same time,
And that comes down to Emma Tammi’s direction and Scott Cawthon’s screenplay as this material really desperately needed better hands at the helm in both fronts, Tammi’s direction feels flat and drab with easy setups and not a lot of moody atmosphere to generate any tension or scares or peril for the characters one of whom played by Josh Hutcherson (he of Peeta Mallark) had me making Hunger Games jokes again as he was once again needing to be rescued, some people you can’t take anywhere can you,
And as for Cawthon’s script well it really needed someone to come in and turn this into an actual screenplay because Cawthorn is not such a person, yes lots of lore and world building from the games is here but it doesn’t translate at all to the rules and structure of a MOVIE which is what you guys are making not video game cutscenes,
But given Cawthon is the creator of FNAF I can’t help but think that those in charge including at Blumhouse and Universal had it in them to say No to him or to give him any kind of meaningful studio notes or bring in an actual screenwriter to co-write this and I wish they had because the potential is here for a memorable family friendly horror film franchise but its been squandered and its time for this series to get nullified.
6. Jurassic World Rebirth,
See Dinosaurs Run,
Run Dinosaurs Run,
Run from Dinosaurs,
Dinosaurs Eat People,
Add dashes of Corporate Espionage, People doing Stupid Things because the script needs them to do so and a family in peril on a deserted island and KALBAMO you have basically every single Jurassic Park movie since 1993,
And boy oh boy has it gotten so tiresome to see this happen because the first Jurassic Park by Steven Spielberg was lightning in a bottle especially for those of my generation as it along with Mrs Doubtfire the same year would become seminal movies for kids of the 1990’s,
But whereas Doubtfire had the good sense to leave things be after one movie Jurassic did not and the quality either sank like a ship or it just became medicore fan service designed to make older audience members react to the jangling keys on the movie screen,
And as for the cast well outside of Scarlett Johansson who is the sole reason this movie isn’t higher on this list it is a waste, Mahershala Ali (2 time Oscar winner by the way) is wasted in a role that frankly Captain Haddock from Tintin could’ve played just as well and it really feels like he did this to catch up on his bill payment after waiting for the Marvel Studios call that hasn’t come in 6 years and Jonathan Bailey hot off of Wicked is wasted in a nothing role that could’ve cast anyone, if your going to cast someone like him make sure its for the right role and not because you want another name to put on the smegging poster.
Billions of bilious blistering blue Barnacles writing about these movies is getting tiresome because Fallen Kingdom was a Turkey and Dominion was a missed opportunity as well as a Turkey, Universal needs to send a proverbial meteor the way of this franchise to let it rest for a long long time.
5. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning:
How sad this is,
Prior to these last two Reckoning films the Mission Impossible series had been on a great run from MI3 in 2006 to Fallout in 2018, 12 years giving us 4 movies that not only proved Tom Cruise as an action stunt man par excellence but also acted as the light hearted spy adventure counterpart to the darker and more realistic and emotional Daniel Craig era James Bond films,
But sadly the Final Reckoning is not the grand finale this series deserved as outside of 2 major action set pieces (one of which reminded me a lot of James Cameron’s The Abyss) the script for this movie is so chock full of exposition, ponderous dialogue about The Entity (which kept making me think of the early 80’s horror movie with Barbara Hershey) and having to tie up every single loss end imaginable that it reminded me in all the worst ways of Spectre the very worst James Bond movie ever made,
And at 169 minutes it just felt so very long and at one point I did feel my bottom going to sleep in my cinema seat,
And even the action direction feels lacklustre this time with none of the exhilarating editing Fallout had or the sense of danger and tension Rogue Nation had instead it just plays out in leisurely feeling edits while characters sit around waiting for a timer to go off and the ensemble cast feels sidelined here as more and more people get added and the plot deems them to be more important than the core ensemble we’ve followed for 3 movies straight and that is so so disappointing,
And this movie wasn’t written by someone who’s read a lot of Letterboxd reviews and thinks “I can write a screenplay” this was written by Christopher McQuarrie who won an Academy Award for writing one of the great thrillers of our time in the Usual Suspects but like his old sparring partner Bryan Singer from that movie he stuck around with this franchise for too long and his direction here feels tired and lacklustre even more than it did in Dead Reckoning in 2023,
And then there’s Tom Cruise himself and I love his commitment to practical stuntwork and wanting to do a lot of it himself but at 63 his age starts to wear watching him do this especially in the films climax and in most of the scenes he sounds like he’s out of breath on every second line reading and the sad thing is that the most memorable thing about these last 2 movies was Cruise yelling at his crew members for breaking COVID protocols during the production of Dead Reckoning (which as a producer on these movies he had every right to do so given the circumstances at that time.)
And lastly the villains here are a joke, The Entity (the AI villain of this movie) is not horrifying like the Barbara Hershey horror film or Skynet from the first 2 Terminator movies instead it feels like a hinderance constantly throwing out false leads to drag out the storytelling and Gabriel as the human villain is a complete blank with no personality or impact on the story at all and these movies NEED a strong villain like Phillip Seymour Hoffman in MI3 and Sean Harris in Rogue Nation and Fallout but no such luck here,
And to quote the man himself “I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN, EVER!!”
4. Wicked for Good:
If anyone this I take any pleasure out of having this movie on this list, I do not,
But that was the feeling I had when I walked out of the cinema after watching this movie, in fact my thought was “The first film was on my favourites list, this one is going on my worst list”
And that is because there is so little here that I liked about it, firstly the story wants to commit to a darker tone than Part One but it also is fearful of going there properly because they want to maintain that PG rating and because of that the darker moments especially with the Wicked Witch of the West feel unsatisfying and a waste of Cynthia Erivo’s enormous talent because it isn’t as dark as it think it is and it feels afraid to let Erivo actually be the Wicked Witch the people of Oz are told she is,
And speaking of the cast what a terrible waste, Erivo and Ariana Grande were magic together in the first film but here whenever their together on screen it feels like that spark is gone and their only on screen together because the story needs them together to do what it needs them to do instead of naturally bringing them together and having that anchor the storytelling, Jonathan Bailey is also wasted here and one of his key scenes is ruined by bad digital cinematography that made me think it was someone else on screen instead wearing digital makeup,
And as for the storytelling well it is a mess because not only does it have to be Part 2 of Wicked the musical but also tie into the events of the Wizard of Oz and those connections kept making me think of how Madame Web in 2024 had these tedious and predictable connections to the Spider-Man universe and that is precisely how it feels here, it doesn’t feel organic it feels like nostalgia tugging fan service and it felt totally unnecessary,
And lastly the musical numbers feel so forgettable, in the first film they worked well and felt organic to the storytelling as they should in a good musical but here it feels like the movie comes to a stop so the characters can sing and that is death in a musical.
Anywho continuing onto number 3:
The Wolf Man,
It’s January and that means a bad horror movie that ends up feeling like a hairball coughed up on the cinema screen,
And this movie was made by Leigh Whannell a talented writer/director who made a good horror movie with the Invisible Man in 2020 but here it feels like he was replaced by a Changeling as this movie just did not work at all,
Firstly it wasn’t scary, the Invisible Man was scary because it did a great job on playing on women’s very real fears of not only an abusive relationship and the after effects it can have on them but also being believed when their ex gets violent and they feel they have little choice but to take matters into their own hands to guarantee their safety but here none of that, the night time scenes look dull and murky and the storytelling stops and starts so often that it drains the tension out of the movie,
And also the wolf man effects look terrible, it looked cheap for a start with no more than a bunch of left over prop hair borrowed from the Universal lot and whenever it came on screen it took me out of the movie (then again the 2010 Wolf Man wasn’t much better and that Benicio Del Toro in the lead role)
2. Captain America Brave New World,
Oh dear oh dear,
Marvel Studios really stuffed things up with this movie which like Wicked for Good feels like its afraid of its own shadow at times, it wants to be a politically charged thriller like the Winter Soldier was in 2014 but those making this movie feel either afraid or got told to not go down that route because the studio might get yelled at on YouTube and/or Social Media for reasons well documented,
And that just robs this movie of anything meaningful and if that wasn’t bad enough it doesn’t even centre Sam Wilson as the lead of the film (you know THE CHARACTER WHO’S NAME IS IN THE TITLE) nor does it play to Sam’s strengths as a character instead he just flies around getting chased/shot at or beaten up and his only meaningful character moments are the ones the storytelling throws his away like a scrap of a food bone,
Instead what we get is a movie more concerned with wrapping up storylines from movies made in 2008, another storyline that fans like myself made fun of Marvel Studios ignoring for so long and making a reference that it had no right to make because of the real world circumstances that led to that reference being made in the movie and then there is the waste of the cast (a reoccurring theme in this list),
Giancarlo Esposito is a good actor but all of his scenes are either scenes where he’s by himself or with one other person at most, The Leader feels like an insert during post production, another cameo appearance literally looks like a Zoom call the production made during post production and this whole thing culminates with 83 year old Harrison Ford turning into a Red Hulk and it looked really silly,
And Ford’s character (Thunderbolt Ross which he took over after William Hurt passed away) should’ve been much more central to the storytelling, he should’ve been the Joe Biden esque leader elected to make things right again and bring back a sense of stability and normality only for the pressures of the job and his age cause him to explode in anger as a Hulk and only Sam can fight him off by talking him down like we saw with Natasha and Bruce in Age of Ultron but instead its another boring fight scene with video game CGI and its sad but what else is new.
And now the number 1 turkey of 2025 movie wise is:
M3gan 2.0,
You know it takes a special level of cock up by a creative team to make a shitty sequel, Highlander II did it, Joker Folly of Deux did it and M3gan 2.0 did it as well,
And more than once I sat there going “what the fuck” as this desperately tried to be like Terminator 2 but fundamentally misunderstood why T2 was such a hit as the pivot to sci-fi action instead of horror felt unearned and the lead character was turned into this sexy heroine when the first film had her as a child doll like Chucky in Child’s Play and that REALLY didn’t work at all, if your going to do that then age up the character not have her look the same as in the first film,
And the AI stuff like in Mission Impossible didn’t really work all that well either and in a time when fears about AI are very real you really need to be doing much better than this especially when it brings your own industry to a grinding halt like it did in 2023 and may very well do so again in 2026.
But that’s the Turkeys out of the way here is my list of my 10 favourite films of 2025:
10. September 5:
A movie I had honestly forgotten about as it felt like it came out in 2024 instead of February of 2025,
That said however this movie was a real treat for me as it covered the infamous hostage crisis of the 1972 Berlin Olympics where 11 Israeli athletes were taken prisoner and the American news team covering the games is trying to report on this situation in real time,
And the movie does a great job at highlighting at how a news team especially in that era of telecommunications tries to break a fluid and developing news situation that could change at any time, the cast do a great job as a group under pressure to make sure the story is covered well but not to endanger any of the lives of the hostages while doing so,
But alas this movie suffered from very bad timing due to the current events in the Middle East and the strong feelings that have developed over that conflict which this movie skillfully sidesteps in keeping its focus on the news crew and their coverage of the events of the time and it really won me over.
9. Superman:I was very excited for this movie and James Gunn did not disappoint,
Firstly unlike Superman Returns and Man of Steel this movie has a proper upbeat and hopeful tone that those other movies shied away from and to their detriment, Superman was never a dark and serious character he was a beacon of hope, a light to show the way for humanity and to inspire in them their capacity for good, Jor-El of Kryptin knew that and so did Richard Donner and now James Gunn,
He also cast the film very well with David Corenswet like Henry Cavill before him proving himself worthy of the mantle of Superman that Christopher Reeve defined for so many of us, the Daily Planet group was well used also and the Justice Gang was a lot of fun as well and those characters allowed Gunn to insert his signature humour without it undermining the heart and hope that a Superman movie should have,
I really hope Netflix (if they succeed in acquiring WB) will let Gunn and Peter Safran fulfill their vision for DC because for the first time there is one in place ready to go and because of that DC can wins the normies/causal fans and middle of the road fans that Marvel has left behind.
8. F1:
This is a movie that is perfect in knowing what it is, what it wants to be and then executing that vision like a driver in a race,
And Joseph Kosinski and Jerry Bruckheimer deliver exactly that, pure popcorn entertainment with a serviceable story of the veteran racer recruited to save a failing team and guide a promising young rookie with lots of potential,
And I had a great time watching it, Kosinski’s direction while not as fast paced as in Top Gun Maverick is still great especially in the racing scenes and Brad Pitt is good as well as the veteran racer while Kerry fecking Condon is also good as his love interest and the teams technical director,
But my favourite performance was Javier Bardem and yes he plays a hype man again like he did in most of Dune Part Two but its still fun to watch and I enjoyed it.
7. Drop:
Chris Landon (a horror director I’m a big fan of) lost Scream 7 shamefully but bounced back well with Drop,
And Drop was great fun in a cinema as Landon makes good use of the skyline restaurant location as well as the house of Meghann Fahy’s character who is going on a dinner date with Brandon Sklenar’s photographer character and the two play off each other very well,
But Landon also knows to keep things tight and moving to generate suspense and he has fun here as he did with Happy Death Day and Freaky and I always enjoy having fun at a horror movie and after watching this I felt all the more disappointed that we didn’t get his Scream 7 as I was very happy when he was announced as its director only for it to be robbed of us because of studio politics, very disappointing.
6. The Phoenician Scheme:
This is simply Wes Anderson’s best movie since The Grand Budapest Hotel
That isn’t to say the movies between these he made were bad they either weren’t that great or I had little to no desire to watch them as Anderson’s work can more often than not feel like a series of vignettes stitched together to form a narrative instead of a cohesive story,
But here Anderson actually tells a proper story and his specificity directing style works all the better for it, everyone involved (well save for Mia Threapleton) knows how to adapt to Anderson’s direction and there are a lot of good performances to enjoy here,
Most notably Benicio Del Toro and Benedict Cumberbatch, Del Toro between this movie and his role in One Battle After Another is my actor of the year as he is excellent in both that film and this movie he knows how to time the laughs but also deliver the sincere moments while Cumberbatch with his Soviet-era beard makes for a great foil and the two have a memorable moment or two in the films climax.
5. Mickey 17:
This one didn’t get a lot of great reviews on release in early March but this movie just worked for me,
Firstly Bong-Joon Ho’s direction does that Paul Verhoeven esque satire of the world around him better than Edgar Wright did with the Running Man as it feels more consistent and insightful here and while this isn’t the Bong that made Parasite which was a more serious minded movie this was a big budget sci-fi satire that worked very well for me,
And Robert Pattinson anchored this movie well as a working class man desperate for a break only to sign up as literal cannon fodder only to be resurrected after he dies through cloning and like in the sci-fi tradition this goes wrong and there’s 2 RPatz’s on screen and both have their own distinct personality that works well, Naomi Ackie/Toni Collette and Stephen Yeun are also good here,
But the show stealer for me was Mark Ruffalo’s villain clearly inspired by Donald Trump and every time he was on screen I had a big smile on my face as well as having a nice reminder that when you have a good villain in a genre movie it makes tat movie better, take note all other directors.
4. Frankenstein:
Sometimes a movie comes along from a director that they simply meant to make and in the case of Guillermo Del Toro that is Frankenstein,
Based off of Mary Shelley’s novel Del Toro’s adaptation feels like a natural fit for him since so much of his work wrestles with the themes of gods and monsters and the role of man in each of those and how they shouldn’t really play god or be like monsters and while Del Toro’s work can sometimes leave me cold that wasn’t the case here as his direction and adaptation fit well with his style,
The film also looks great with the cinematography, costumes and production design all looking great on a cinema screen and like Del Toro’s other movies it all feels real and tangible with digital effects work only used when their most needed,
The cast are also good but I don’t know if this movie would work as well without Jacob Elordi as the title character, the way he uses his physicality to convey so much about the creature is simply amazing to watch and you rarely take your eyes off him whenever he’s on screen, I sincerely hope he is rewarded with an Oscar nomination for this work as he more than deserves it.
And now we get into the top 3 and this top 3 was a strong one for me this year and at number 3 I have:
Nuremberg:
Like with Mickey 17 sometimes you see a movie that hits every button for you and just works every way you want it to and Nuremberg was such a movie for me,
I really like movies about history (Oppenheimer did it brilliantly in 2023) and Nuremberg tells of the famous Nuremberg trails of the Nazis after the second world war notably Hermann Goring (Russell Crowe) and the history on show here not only worked but also felt very timely given recent events around the world,
Russell Crowe delivers some of his best work in many years while Michael Shannon and Richard E Grant are solid as the justices tasked with putting the Nazi’s on trial but also good is Rami Malek and the way his character’s arc plays out made me feel very maudlin when I left the cinema as I couldn’t help but think that if later generations perhaps not as linked to World War 2 as his generation was had heeded his warning then maybe the world wouldn’t have ended up in the mess its in right now.
2. Sinners:
To doubt Ryan Coogler at this point is folly and I will do no such thing especially after this movie,
Coogler should win best director at the Academy Awards next year for his work but he will almost certainly lose to Paul Thomas Anderson for One Battle After Another and it is a bit of a shame because Coogler brilliantly blends horror/blues music/spirituality/black magic and Jim Crow era American history in the south seamlessly and while there are some teething issues from one half to the next both halves are compelling viewing,
The sense of history on display in the first half is very vivid while the horror and black magic driven second half is fantastic especially the Rocky Road to Dublin musical number which makes me grin from ear to ear whenever I watch it,
Not to mention the costumes by Ruth E Carter, the score by Ludwig Gorrannson, the cinematography and the production design all feel very real and believable and some of the dresses Halle Steinfeld’s character wears are beautiful,
Speaking of Steinfeld she is great here as is Michael B Jordan in a dual role as the Smoke/Stack twins along with Jack O’Connell as an Irish vampire and Delroy Lindo as a local musician among others, Coogler knows how to get great performances out of his actors as well as create a believable world for them to exist in and this movie is no exception.
And that only leaves number 1 and it just had to be:
Avatar Fire and Ash:
Simply put there is nothing like this movie and no one like James Cameron making movies,
And I wish we had more like him because what Cameron excels at is creating a world that feels nothing like anything else you’ve seen before and the Avatar trilogy does this to perfection, Pandora is as real and believable as you’ve ever seen it and Cameron’s direction is as good as ever,
But this movie also feels like a proper globe trotting adventure on Pandora with skies, volcanic mountains, forests, sea beds and sky people built cities that are remarkable to watch especially in 3D on a big cinema screen it really feels like you are there on a VR tour of Pandora and I loved every minute of it,
This movie also has 2 of the best action sequences I’ve ever seen in any movie one involving the Mangkwan Raiders attacking a Wind Trader caravan and another with Neytiri attacking Bridgehead City on a nighttime raid, both of those are just amazing action set pieces,
And the cast here are also solid as well, Sam Worthington/Zoe Saldana/Jack Champion/Sigourney Weaver/Britian Dalton/Edie Falco and Stephen Lang among others all return and give good performances but Oona Chaplin’s Varang is simply mesmerizing in this movie with her body movements, her facial expressions and her crazy good chemistry with Lang this is a movie villain for the ages,
And if this becomes the last Avatar movie Cameron makes then I’m happy with that as this movie like Return of the Jedi does a good job wrapping up its main storylines and leaving little else to go forward if more movies are made and while the box office might still be showing that audiences still love Pandora Cameron is now 71 years old and his right hand man the late Jon Landau is no longer with us to help him make these movies which are tough to make if you want to make them right as Cameron does and with this trilogy of films he has created something very special that like Denis Villenueve’s Dune movies will inspire young ones to love movies and want to make some of their own when they grow up as movies like Avatar and Dune are moviemaking at its very best.
And so there we are another movie year gone and 2026 (my 40th birthday year) upon us, hopefully next year will give us more movies and a road back to stability for the industry which for too long now has been unstable since the loss of 20th Century Fox as an independent movie studio, the COVID pandemic, the prolonged 2023 writers and actors strikes and now the potential loss of Warner Brothers to Netflix, I live in hope but it may very well be a fools hope.
And I would love nothing more than to be wrong on that front.
